And it begins - more gems from English class assignments. All original grammar and spelling remains intact.
"That day I woke up at the crack of dawn before the sun's radience lacerated through atmosphere like demon eyes."
From Abubakar's "My Christmas Holiday" writing assignment.
"Madame Alicia's ear is bigger compared to Dawa's ear."
From Meshack Gayere's spelling word sentences.
I'm sorry, what?!?! What the fat Meshack?! I'm gone for 5 minutes and you're blowing up my ear?! Shame leife.
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